Hitler is Dismayed By The Ending To Watchmen

March 5th, 2009

Hitler is Dismayed By The Ending To Watchmen
Movie Blog reader Randal sent this to me earlier this afternoon. We’ve seen these little mashups of the Hitler clip before, but this one is over his dismay about the ending to Watchmen. Warning: This could be considered a spoiler… so watch at your own risk:

Movie Blog reader Randal sent this to me earlier this afternoon. We’ve seen these little mashups of the Hitler clip before, but this one is over his dismay about the ending to Watchmen.

Warning: This could be considered a spoiler… so watch at your own risk:

Still Not Over The Christian Bale Incident

March 3rd, 2009

Still Not Over The Christian Bale Incident
We’re a funny society. We are very quick to ignore, overlook and forgive massive wrongs committed by certain people if they are one of our favorite celebrities. I mean, if that guy can play guitar really well, then I’m sure he had a good reason for doing all that cocaine and beating up […]

We’re a funny society. We are very quick to ignore, overlook and forgive massive wrongs committed by certain people if they are one of our favorite celebrities. I mean, if that guy can play guitar really well, then I’m sure he had a good reason for doing all that cocaine and beating up his girlfriend.

If that legendary baseball player hit so many home runs, there’s no need to talk about the fact that he was a womanizing, abusive drunk.

If that TV star has a hit show and is really cool, then we can just overlook that he got behind the wheel of a car after drinking and killed two kids.

And hell… if Batman becomes a self absorbed, narcissistic, primadonna little whining bitch… then it’s all cool because he’s a great actor… weather he actually assaulted his mother and sister or not.

Yes, since we all loved Batman so much, most people quickly jumped to Christain Bale’s defense when reports came out that his own mother and sister called the cops on him. People were so desperate to defend their hero, that they pointed the finger at the alleged victims. Forums were filled with people saying (before knowing any facts) that the mom and sister were just trying to get Bale’s money (It should be noted here that formal charges were never laid and the incident was dismissed.

Make no mistake about it… people only jumped to Bale’s defense because he’s Batman. Period.

Don’t believe it? Imagine if you will that the EXACT SAME INCIDENT occurred, but it was Uwe Boll instead of Christian Bale. You think people would have jumped to his defense if his own mother and sister called the cops on him for assault? No, they wouldn’t. They would have crucified Boll (again, probably before any of the official facts were known). I defy anyone to argue this point.

Again, Bale may have been totally innocent or totally guilty in the incident with his mother and sister. Neither is really the point. The point is that we as a society jumped to excuse or defend Christian Bale for no other reason than we like him in the movies… and we would have burned Boll at the stake for the same thing because he’s not so good.

Then last month came the infamous Christian Bale freak out on set of Terminator Salvation. We’ve all seen and heard it, so there’s no reason to play it again. Bale berated, embarrassed, humiliated and abused another person for over 5 minutes in a profanity laced outburst, name calling and even threatening with violence. And what was this other “lesser person’s” great sin? He walked behind the camera for a moment.

I’m sorry, I’ve been on lots of movie sets… and sometimes people do quietly move behind the camera while a scene is being filmed. It happens. It’s not a big deal. Well… it’s not a big deal unless you’re a self-perceived god-man who really believes all his own press and hype, and who just maybe actually thinks he might be Batman.

But once again, people rushed to Bale’s defense. “Everyone loses their temper once in a while” some will say. “Maybe he was just having a bad day”.

Shortly afterward, Christian Bale came out and apologized for the incident. But that was MONTHS after it actually happened and only after it was released publicly. And it should be noted that he has apparently never actually apologized to Shane Hurlbut, the target of his outburst.

Now, once again… had this been Uwe Boll, people would have been quick to point back the the alleged incident with his mother and sister as maybe detecting a pattern of behavior. But this wasn’t Uwe Boll… this was Batman… and we love batman… so we ignore it and VERY QUICKLY let it go… sweep it under the proverbial rug. I never read ANYONE bringing up the previous incident. Not once. I’m sure someone out there did… but not enough that I saw it.

Look, I’ve gone on record before that I don’t think we should allow the personal character of an actor detract from our enjoyment of their acting. Hell, I always say that Russell Crowe is hands down the best actor on the planet right now… but he’s still a jerk.

Christian Bale is not just a GOOD actor… he’s an AMAZING actor. His talent is indisputable, and not just because of Batman… he’s brilliant in just about everything he’s ever in. But this pattern I see, a pattern of self-importance, really turns me off as a fan. And it’s not just the mom or rant incidents. You can see it in his interviews too.

For me as a FAN, I’m having a hard time now looking forward to Terminator Salvation… just when I was finally starting to get excited about it. When I see Bale in the trailers now, all I see is that jackass who decided he was more important that everyone else on set. berated another human being in front of everyone and only showed any sense of remorse once he got publicly outed for his asshole behavior. Maybe it’s all just perception, but it’s still the perception I have of him at the moment.

Look, Christian Bale might be a great guy. It’s possible that he was totally innocent in the incident with his mother. It’s possible he was totally justified in his behavior on the Terminator set. The point of this post is not “Is Bale right or wrong”… the point is that I’m amazed how quickly we all just let our favorite celebrity off the hook when we would have crucified almost anyone else in the exact same situation.

FACT: If it was anyone other than Batman, we wouldn’t have so quickly swept all this under the rug.

And for me personally, I’m still hung up on it. I’m sure I’ll get over it and I totally believe everyone deserves a second chance… but right now… yeah I admit it… the whole thing is effecting my enthusiasm for Terminator, and I wish it wasn’t.

Iron Man: Armored Adventures Animated Series Coming

March 1st, 2009

Iron Man: Armored Adventures Animated Series Coming
The X-Men are on their 3rd/4th? incarnation of an animated series, and I lost track of how many Spiderman cartoons there was, so why not let last year’s highest cashing film for Marvel have a whack at the animated tv series. Iron Man will be coming to the small screen soon with Iron Man: […]

The X-Men are on their 3rd/4th? incarnation of an animated series, and I lost track of how many Spiderman cartoons there was, so why not let last year’s highest cashing film for Marvel have a whack at the animated tv series.

Iron Man will be coming to the small screen soon with Iron Man: Armoured Adventures and we get our first peek here.

Obviously not canon with the movies, but the whole point is to make a series that appeals to kids since they are your target merchandising market. So I can forgive the “way too young” looking Stark in the Iron Man digs, and the action does look pretty nifty. I also really dig the style. Very appropriate for such a tech-centric character.

What I am having a hard time with is the only real glimpse of dialogue we get is “I have rocket boots and you don’t” Groan.

Hopefully that will be the moment in the opening credits that changes with every episode with little Starkyboy offering up a different quip every episode.

The show will air on Nicktoons in the US starting in April 09.

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Adventureland Redband Trailer Online

February 27th, 2009

Adventureland Redband Trailer Online
The Redband Trailer for Adventureland has hit the net. Now we all know why they label some trailers as “Redband” right? Cleverly enough so do the producers of Adventureland. And judging by the trailer, with all the qualifying redband stuff in this film they prove that if you are going to get an R […]

The Redband Trailer for Adventureland has hit the net. Now we all know why they label some trailers as “Redband” right? Cleverly enough so do the producers of Adventureland.

And judging by the trailer, with all the qualifying redband stuff in this film they prove that if you are going to get an R rating… earn it!

It really has that Superbad feel, which is a good thing. I loved the crap out of that movie. Hopefully this will have a deep meaningful plot buried in all that cussing and vulgarity so this isn’t just a display of how many times we can say bad words and have sex in one movie.

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Twilight’s Eclipse gets a Greenlight and 2010 Release

February 25th, 2009

Twilight’s Eclipse gets a Greenlight and 2010 Release
Hollywood is a fast paced town, and in this internet age, nothing needs to wait. Books are getting movie rights sold before the book even hits the shelf and sequels are announced before the first movie even comes out. Twilight is no different. It looks like the third book in the series is already […]

Hollywood is a fast paced town, and in this internet age, nothing needs to wait. Books are getting movie rights sold before the book even hits the shelf and sequels are announced before the first movie even comes out. Twilight is no different.

It looks like the third book in the series is already out of the blocks and running as Twilight’s Eclipse gets a greenlight.



Summit Entertainment has given the greenlight to the third film in Stephanie Meyer’s popular Twilight series. According to Variety, the film will be titled Eclipse, and it will have a release date of June 30th, 2010.

Just like New Moon got re-branded as “The Twilight Saga’s New Moon” I am sure this will quickly become “The Twilight Saga’s Eclipse”

But I think the rapid fire production schedule of this franchise is just further proof of the flash in the pan sensation that this has become. I am sure that the producers behind this movie are hoping to monopolize on the popularity of the series before it fades away and loses its luster.

It is a smart plan. They don’t give the Twilight fans a chance to lose their excitement and they still maintain their audience. If they dragged out the series with a film every other year, they could still potentially make as much money provided the fanbase stayed strong, but with technology as it is today, and a film like this that doesn’t require an effects heavy post photography process, firing these out as fast as possible maximizes their returns.

A Battlestar Galactica Movie?

February 23rd, 2009

A Battlestar Galactica Movie?
Ok, for the last few years I’ve talked about how much copious amounts of ass the new Battlestar Galactica TV show kicks. It started getting a bit weak in season 3, but recently it has returned to it’s most awesome ways. I was also a fan of the original series… but it wasn’t nearly as […]

Ok, for the last few years I’ve talked about how much copious amounts of ass the new Battlestar Galactica TV show kicks. It started getting a bit weak in season 3, but recently it has returned to it’s most awesome ways.

I was also a fan of the original series… but it wasn’t nearly as good as the new incarnation. Still, the mythology behind both are just amazing. With that said, my friends over at IESB have mentioned that Universal is looking at developing a new feature film for Battlestar Galactica… but it would be based more on the old show rather than the new. They quote IGN with the following:

From IGN, Universal Pictures is planning to turn the TV series Battlestar Galactica into a feature film with series creator Glen A. Larson being lined up to script and produce it.

We were informed that the film will be based on the original BSG series from 1978-79 rather than the recent reboot from Sci Fi Channel. The story followed a band of humans who were the only survivors of a devastating attack on their colonial homeworld by the vicious cybernetic race known as the Cylons. The survivors, led by Commander Adama, embark on a journey through space aboard the military vessel Battlestar Galactica to find refuge on a distant planet called Earth.

I really don’t know how I feel about this. On the one hand a Battlestar Galactica movie would rule. On the other hand I’d MUCH rather see a film based on the new incarnation that the old.

I admit there really wouldn’t be anywhere to go with one based on the new incarnation since they’re getting ready to end the series, but it would still be my preference if they could find a way. Although… I must admit seeing a new version of the original Cylon attack on the Colonies and nearly wiping out the entire human race would be sweet. Guess we’ll just have to wait and see.

Lumosity Games

February 21st, 2009

Hello Folks, this is not one of the usual posts, but I though I’d share with you an Amazing new Gaming Site called Lumosity.

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4th Annual Movie Blog Oscar Podcast This Sunday

February 21st, 2009

4th Annual Movie Blog Oscar Podcast This Sunday
Hey everyone. This is just a heads up that this Sunday The Movie Blog will be podcasting the Oscars. We’re going to be doing it a little bit different this year. Instead of doing short little 2 minute podcasts during each commercial break, we’re going to do 2 longer podcasts. 1) The first podcast will […]

Hey everyone. This is just a heads up that this Sunday The Movie Blog will be podcasting the Oscars.

We’re going to be doing it a little bit different this year. Instead of doing short little 2 minute podcasts during each commercial break, we’re going to do 2 longer podcasts.

1) The first podcast will be an Oscar Pre-Show podcast. It will go online about an hour before the Oscars start (4pm PST, 7pm EST)

2) The second podcast will be our recap, reactions and analysis of the show which will be online about an hour after the Oscars end.

Joining me this year for the podcasts will be:

Kristopher Tapley from InContenntion.com
Robert Sanchez from IESB.Net
Soul Video (aka Jon Green) former Uncut producer
Chuck Norris, also former Uncut Producer

We hope you join us!

Reclaim Your Brain: With FREE Lumosity Games Review

February 20th, 2009

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Jackie Chan’s Shinjuku Incident Too Violent for China

February 19th, 2009

Jackie Chan’s Shinjuku Incident Too Violent for China
Jackie Chan is most known for his Martial Arts comedy or light hearted action films. The guy is just downright likable. But not all his films are so squeaky clean, just most North American releases. In fact the most recent project he is working on, Shinjuku Incident is so violent that the […]

Jackie Chan is most known for his Martial Arts comedy or light hearted action films. The guy is just downright likable. But not all his films are so squeaky clean, just most North American releases. In fact the most recent project he is working on, Shinjuku Incident is so violent that the Chinese Language film will not be released in most of China.

Yahoo tells us:

Hong Kong director Derek Yee said Monday that he considered toning down the violence in “Shinjuku Incident” so it could pass censorship in China, but decided not to because he thought it would hurt the integrity of the movie.

Yee said the $25 million Chinese-language movie, in which Chan plays a refugee who escapes to Japan and becomes a killer for the mob, has scenes that show characters getting a hand chopped off and pierced with knives.

Chan is insistent that this has nothing to do with political censorship or cultural boundaries, but that it is purely the violence in this film that is his motivation.

Removing the violence might have been an easy out, but Chan (who also invested in this film) and his director both agree that to cut it out would take something away from the movie. I can respect that.

So Jackie Chan fans will have to be in Hong Kong, Japan or Southeast Asia this spring to see it.